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inreallifetherearenofairytales:
BUT IN AMERICA WE HAVE MEMORIAL DAY. JEALOUS OF OUR FREEDOM?
Hey guess what, it’s not memorial day only in America. Several other countries have Monday off!
(Source: chibird)
Kim Kardashian:
I'd like to marry this dude and spend $10 million dollars on a publicity wedding please oh and then 72 days later I'd like a divorce
America: Well sure why not?
Britney Spears: I want to get hitched in a chapel in Vegas and have the marriage annulled fifty-five hours later because I didn't know what the hell I was doing
America: Whatever you want!
Carmen Electra: I want to get married in Vegas to this basketball player and then annul the marriage nine days later cuz we were both drunk lololololololololol
America: Okay, sounds like fun!
Gay couple: We would like to get married and spend our lives together and possibly adopt unwanted children to give them a good home and -
America: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU IDIOTS THAT IS DISGUSTING AND WRONG YOU DEFILE THE SANCTITY OF MARRIAGE SO GTFO
AND THEN!
Gay couple: We would like to get married and spend our lives together and possibly adopt unwanted children to give them a good home
Norway: Ofcorse, that sounds amazing! Comeon' and hurry up, we need to get you guys married right away!
America: Well sure why not?
Britney Spears: I want to get hitched in a chapel in Vegas and have the marriage annulled fifty-five hours later because I didn't know what the hell I was doing
America: Whatever you want!
Carmen Electra: I want to get married in Vegas to this basketball player and then annul the marriage nine days later cuz we were both drunk lololololololololol
America: Okay, sounds like fun!
Gay couple: We would like to get married and spend our lives together and possibly adopt unwanted children to give them a good home and -
America: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU IDIOTS THAT IS DISGUSTING AND WRONG YOU DEFILE THE SANCTITY OF MARRIAGE SO GTFO
AND THEN!
Gay couple: We would like to get married and spend our lives together and possibly adopt unwanted children to give them a good home
Norway: Ofcorse, that sounds amazing! Comeon' and hurry up, we need to get you guys married right away!
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uhm no, never actually heard about it










